HBT entry Round 1

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Bry's diary entry 1--

Today i met a right rat bag calls 'imself Basilica ¬¬, i swear he's out to get me. Seriously sending a Bokoblin to a lake are seriously fucking me or just a bit special? [btw this is what happens to wet bokoblins [link] [snerk]
well sucks to be him anway because i got on orb using only my cunning, guile and sewing skills
lol these zoras are all "oh dont touch the holy reekfish Bryan their sacred" well ya know what?
I touched em
im so badass i made a mother fookin suit out of em and man it smelled like something had crawled up a bulbins ass and died but it worked like a charm
they thought i was a god can ya beleive it? not only did they GIVE me an orb, i got a foot massage and some caviar which is a little fucked up considerin theyre fish people an all :/
so you know what suck it Minh, kiss my redonkulous-reekfish-smellin-ARSE!

Signed the best muther fuggen future hero of time EVER!!!

Bryans mine [link]
minh belongs to[link]
the concept of hyrule, zoras, and bokoblins belongs to nintendo